breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via supnikita)

tiredofbeingabird: I had no idea you were a cheese head! I love it 

It’s my friend Ashley’s hat.

AYYYY I feel so clean and comfy. I actually was productive today. I haven’t spent all day in bed at all in the past 4 days.
Well Cheesus Christ, I’m alone again. #turnt
Shit shit shit

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji, via unacted)

Every fucking time

outonismo:

Mateus William

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